What the Credit Cardholders Bill of Rights Means for You


This Friday, President Obama is expected to sign the ‘Credit Cardholders Bill of Rights’ into law. The House of Representatives passed their version of the bill on April 30th by a 361-64 margin. In similar overwhelming fashion, the Senate passed their version of the bill in a 90-5 rout. The House has agreed to collaborate and adopt the Senate’s version of the bill, which has been deemed to be more strict on credit card providers than the House version. So what does this mean for you?

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